Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the
difference between "potentially" and " in reality"?
Dad: I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow!Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him:
Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not?Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never
hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son
saying:
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3
million dollars,but "in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!